...g out of bed. 2. I get out of making dinner and/or cleaning up dinner. 3. I can escape awkward social functions for at least 15 minutes. 4. My A cup breasts are temporarily bodacious! 5. It calms her down no matter...

I’m still having nauseaus feelings every time I think of returning to studenthood after my 15 minutes of freedom this summer. Thanks to the person who reminded me today that “student” is my status and does not have to involve a way of li...

...9;t venture outdoors as high winds rehearsed for tomorrow's visit by Hurricane Flossie with 120+ MPH gusts. And then about 15 minutes ago, an earthquake registering somewhere between 5 and 6 on the Richter scale jostled our dinner, chasing us out onto...