(My childless, tea-drinking self from years ago would never believe I wrote this.)Long night, baby criesI pull up to the drive thru"Welcome to Starbucks"Eyes sting from no sleep"Grande iced mocha with whip"Mom's Little HelperBitter...

Well, now that most of the hard work is done, I can finally announce my new "I'd Rather Be Blogging" blog. From now on, I'll be updating only over there, but Stale Coffee, as it is, will remain here indefinitely. Yeah, I AM that crazy. ...

I was so jittery by the time I made it to pdoc's office that he told me to go home and take lithium and ativan. I couldn't go home at that point because of my other appointment afterwards, but it...

I am the fucking golden girl of the evil coffee empire. At least, I am in the Las Vegas empire because apparently I am a fast learner. I have a secret for being a fast learner too and here I...