So, you are at a cafe with your two-year old - who is sitting, quietly and sweetly, sipping the warm milk that she refers to as "coffee' - when she blows a loud, ripply fart.
Oh! she exclaims. I make a noise out my bum!
And you laugh.
And she...
...ectly reasonable exception, I was a good boy.This year, I can't decide what to give up. Leona's going to abstain from coffee for the full 40 days. Should I follow suit, or is there something else I ought to try...? All suggestions welcome....
Well, now that most of the hard work is done, I can finally announce my new "I'd Rather Be Blogging" blog. From now on, I'll be updating only over there, but Stale Coffee, as it is, will remain here indefinitely.
Yeah, I AM that crazy.
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I’m not much of a breakfast eater, preferring instead to make a giant travel mug of coffee and sip on that throughout the morning, but a few times a week I wake up hungry for something filling. When that happens, I usually make a Cheese Omelet big e...
...eeps in and steals her blistered heart. Meet Emily Yeung, and she is guilty as charged..
I was just sitting there drinking my coffee scouting the local morning [...]...
I have finally released myself from the grips of the evil coffee empire of doom! *bux! Now I am in college. Yay for my life progressing?College kills my soul. Who knew? I'm pretty much majoring in journalism because I enjoy all the harsh feedback of m...