by Maria's Last Diet Dear Maria... With a rare blend of insight and courage, I went on my last diet too. I don't know what made me know it was finally the time to fix my eating problems. But I...

... was some sort of high colonic thingy which just made me feel gross.Then I found out it's some sort of juice-based fasting diet combined with a "top-down" enema of 32 ounces of salt water. Ummm, pass. No pun intended.Of course, it beats porn...

...ream of urine he was so proudly spraying toward his sister.And if that wasn't enough for a Monday... I accidentally bought Diet Chocolate Cherry Dr. Pepper--which sucks; don't buy it....

I got a link to check on a process known as a liver cleanse. There's an assessment question and answer section that gets to the down and dirty, no pun intended.It asked if I'd ever had my colon cleansed. While my diet while homeless wasn't &...

I got a link to check on a process known as a liver cleanse. There's an assessment question and answer section that gets to the down and dirty, no pun intended.It asked if I'd ever had my colon cleansed. While my diet while homeless wasn't &...

by Maria's Last Diet Dear Maria... You know, it's a funny thing. I've been thinking about how I'll ever be able to lose these 30 lbs that are stuck to me like glue. Same old story, I've tried every weight...