...king to Jelly Bean and sometimes I have to work very hard at not laughing, because she is dead-serious in conversation..."Mommy, my tummy is full. That is why I can't eat anymore. I eat cheese, potatoes and bread and they make me feel better. Bu...

Today, Ryan, Hayden, and my sister and her husband went to a college football game. While there, Hayden informed Ryan, “Mommy is God.” Naturally, Ryan wanted to make sure he was hearing Hayden correctly. “God?” Hayden affirmed th...

Get in, I'm drivin... Let's go check out how I left my rear open for an hour... Just don't laugh, or do, but not at me. I'm sensitive. Click HERE   ©Mommy Doesn't Live Here Anymore Don't steal...

...and we feel very joyous, so, with apologies to the Village People, Dave and I offer you the I600A anthem. Please sing along :0)Mommy, there's a form you can use, I saidDaddy, to fill those little shoesIt works quicklyAnd it's short on the doughIt&...

...dlessly. Great walls of sheeting rain pounded our city all day.In the evening, The Mayor came home from school and said,"Mommy, I have a secret, private name. Do you know what it is?""No, Mayor," I said. "What is it?" He ...

...hings down in any form is how I get it out of my head.  For Mother’s Day, he got me a great coffee mug that said “Mommy Blogger.”  [...]...

I’ve read a couple of great blog posts lately (I’m trying to get inspired and it’s just not working out for me lately!) Go read about new mama’s here. It made me laugh so hard that I shared it on facebook too. Have a mommy mafia in...

...ld prefer watching TV so stay tuned for our exciting adventures for the past 10 days :) Since I am no longer a West Des Moines Mommy, I created a new blog... Morganton Mommy :)http://morgantonmommy.blogspot.com/View the full story with pictures here... ht...

...Nothing makes a guy more unattractive than a script for Condylox. No matter how attractive he was before you saw that script......I love hearing kids say, "mommy I need this!" Then hearing the mom say, "No, you don't need Preparati...

I won a few books from Jodie Lynn who is a columnist and best selling author of Mommy CEO. I have been reading her book called Syndication Secrets. 10 Must-Do, Tried and True Secrets In Getting Syndicated. I have been pitching some local newspapers on ...

Please update your blogrolls and bookmarks! Where’s Mommy’s Prozac? THANKS!

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It’s so very quiet here. I’ll assume that like myself, all of our Mommy bloggers are busy trying to keep our little ones (& ourselves) from going stir crazy this dreary February. In the hopes of creating a little activity here, I figured ...

...But tonight I have exactly 4.3 minutes so here we go… Top five quotes from my house over the last week… 1. “Mommy, [...]...

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