...y-morning risers off my hands for breakfast and morning cartoons. Then I spent four hours in the company of a wonderfully sane mommy friend and her cute kids, who helped my kids stay cuter in my eyes than otherwise. Then the kids napped in the car for alm...

...ily so there's always either a slur in the middle or a little pause between words. For instance, "I louhdooiuyouyouh Mommy" for "I love you, Mommy" or "yellow (pause) bus." And another thing I'm noticing is that som...

I am taking my daughter with me this morning and we’re getting our hair cut. Then we’re going to get pedicures and she wants a manicure too (we’ll see). She told me she wants, “a heart painted on one nail with diamonds all around i...

Oh yea! It would be otherwise known as bonding. With your teenage son. I spent the early hours of the evening riding around on the back of a quad with my son at the helm. His big joy through it all? Steppin’ on the throttle hard and nearly throwin...

...el amor de mi vida. Estoy enamorado de ti. Me haces feliz. Cada día te quiero más. Te amo mucho, Mi amor! Te quiero, dad! Mommy Myraine...

Oh I had a totally different post composed in my head, one I hope to write later this week. But tonight, I realized that the terrible twos with Charlotte are going to be vastly different than they were with Elisabeth. Elisabeth takes scolding, punishmen...

Brag moment: That’s my kid playing the overdub. Really, it is. The rest of the video is over at DrumChannel, which is, by the way, a great drumming community for anyone who is a fan or a student. Lessons by the masters, videos, live chats, all i...

Be imitators of God, therefore, as dearly loved children” –Ephesians 5:1 Don’t you just love to listen to kids repeat all the things that they hear? Sometimes as parents it makes us smile—like when my sweet little girl asks me, “Mommy, did I te...

MOMMY DID GRANDMA DIE — NOW THE CORRECT ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION — I DONT KNOW — NOW THE TRUTH IS BETTER THAN SOME HANDED DOWN BULLSHIT THAT YOU WERE GIVEN — AN YOU LIVE WITH DYING EVERY DAY AS A RESULT — JUST TRY TO IMAGINE W...

...y the person on the other end marginally covering the phone and saying one of the following: 1) No, wait, not now sweetheart, mommy's on the phone. 2) Yes, No... can you get that for your sister please. 3) Daddy has some work to do you'll have ...

... was starting to fall apart. The axle was ready to come off the bottom of the car, the fan wasn't working, blah blah blah (mommy wanted a new car). So we went shopping. Neither of us had a very great credit rating so we ended up at place here in town ...

...will change diapers when Orange Juice gets here, but only wet ones because he does not like poop - told me that I was the best mommy ever and that he loved me sooooo much - asked why I hid behind the pillow in the pictures from bunco (because I make shitt...

10) Burn my birth certificate so no one would know that they had accidentally elected a Canadian 9) Call all of those jerks who picked on me in middle school just so I could say “Ha! Ha!” 8) Learn to fly Air Force One 7) Have the White House chefs mak...

... blogging, although most of my blogging has been done at D is for Doula. So, while there will be occasional posts here on non-Mommy topics, if you would like to find me regularly, I invite you to check out DisforDoula.com Thanks to everyone who was a re...

...ld prefer watching TV so stay tuned for our exciting adventures for the past 10 days :) Since I am no longer a West Des Moines Mommy, I created a new blog... Morganton Mommy :)http://morgantonmommy.blogspot.com/View the full story with pictures here... ht...

...Nothing makes a guy more unattractive than a script for Condylox. No matter how attractive he was before you saw that script......I love hearing kids say, "mommy I need this!" Then hearing the mom say, "No, you don't need Preparati...

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